i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
“so expensive..” i say but it’s actually not expensive i’m just broke
My best friend.And if you let me, here’s what I’ll do.
I’ll take care of you.
I’ve loved and I’ve lost.
do you ever see a post so obnoxious you subconsciously whisper “fuck off" as you’re scrolling past it
it doesn’t matter how many “pretend to be dating” fics i read, i’m always fucking in it headfirst every time and i fall for that shit every time. i know the pattern i know the plot twists i know what’s gonna happen but every single fucking time i’m fucking on the edge of my seat wide-eyed whispering like “what’s gonna happen are they gonna fall in love” to myself like of course they are you fucking idiot this happens EVERY TIME but as soon as i see the description and it’s like “x person and x person pretend to do the dating” it’s eternal sunshine of the stupidest fucking mind over here
i don’t know why we are going after a beta when there’s an alpha on the field.
Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair
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