I have *definitely* read too much gay porn.
LOOK AT THIS BABY
LOOK AT HER
this makes me laugh so hard for some reason
Don’t let the media warp your perception of beauty. Beauty is pizza.
What the fuck.
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hannibal’s milkshake is made from all the boys in the yard
Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.